Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. Clint figures he'll just steal Nat's drink; he didn't bother to buy anything for tonight, and he doesn't keep alcohol on his floor. Seriously? Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Or maybe Clint kisses him. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. You said that last night too.. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Better known as MJ. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? He's not good with relationships. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Wait, Flash? When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. How will she react? Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Mmm. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. I did? Oh, he says. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. Tony snorts. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. A lot. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. "That is no excuse mister!" Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. #spiderson "Way way way wait. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. as well as It's Stark.. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" I smell a demi, Brucie. Lindsay doesn't win. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. "Who is he? Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Yeah. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Sensitive information and details from missions. Seriously Tony? Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. And they were all wrong. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? and other people I can't remember right now. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. I'd love to stay and chat. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. That is until she meets Peter Parker. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. You didn't tell me this!" Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Then I limped home" Peter explained. Were playing never have I ever!. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. No! Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. Sorta, Clint says. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. I mean that literally.. I thought we'd made up.. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! You mentioned that.. "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Nat smirked. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Steve Rogers/ Captain America Heh. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies It Multi-fandom oneshots. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. he said grinning. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. "DUDE!" Okay, okay. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Tony brightens considerably at that. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. The thought is kind of baffling. That was one time and I was drunk! I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . "When have you ever driven? Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. And then I ran. Okay! #tonystark But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! Seriously. Tony said. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Just like she knew they were still dating. My turn. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Then they watched as Thor went for the head. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. She's super badass. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Oh, come on! Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. Okay. #starktower Please consider turning it on! All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. You felt someone grab your hand gently. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Never Have I Ever. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Thor Odinson "I may or may not have a boyfriend." Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. Nn. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. You can't do that!" Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. "I am fine, thanks. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. I absolutely recommend reading this one. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. I'm training her." Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Moving on! Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Y/n grew up as most children do. We play the fun rules, right? as well as No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). Tony's eyes go fond. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Other than someone on the team.. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. "Never have I ever been stabbed." The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. If there are limits, the fun's gone. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Someone is after Maya. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time.